i've become one of those water bottle carriers that i see all the time. i don't know...the bug's just struck me. it's probably due to the convenience and all, but a full water bottle does serious damage to my bad. still, i should be thankful...i will never again question why people bring water bottles and constantly refill them. though i think i might be following a trend that actually finding some function with it...i don't really drink the water from the bottle. oh, well. better safe than sorry, i suppose. for now, i guess the water bottle stays, until i find it passe or someone mocks me constantly about bringing it around. my loss.
safety. mmm. the older you get, the less likelier you are to take risks, be it emotional or physical. i call it condom theory. the best way to look at it would probably be from the perspective of a pubescent boy. when he's younger, he'd probably not bother about condoms and protection while performing the ol' in-out...but as he becomes an older [and hopefully wiser] droog, he'd be more bothered about protection. on the basis that the girl doesn't get pregnant, of course. however, condoms haven't really been proven to keep any STDs at bay...their primary function is to keep the unfortunate woman at the other end from becoming pregnant. the figures are quite weird...90% effective for reducing the risk of pregnancy, but 5% effective for protecting the parties involved in the spread of diseases. it's all been done, but us asian folk, we usually stay with one partner all our lives, yea? yea. sure.
but honestly, condom theory can be applied anywhere. remember damon hill? when he was driving for williams, he went around a track like mad. but as he got older and was driving for arrows [ugh], he was more cautious around the track. the best example of this would be mika hakkinen. but then again, this can only be applied if you're older and you have things to live for...which we usually do most of the time.
kinda makes you wonder if those psychos on the highway think that they can live forever. everybody grows up, i suppose.
safety. mmm. the older you get, the less likelier you are to take risks, be it emotional or physical. i call it condom theory. the best way to look at it would probably be from the perspective of a pubescent boy. when he's younger, he'd probably not bother about condoms and protection while performing the ol' in-out...but as he becomes an older [and hopefully wiser] droog, he'd be more bothered about protection. on the basis that the girl doesn't get pregnant, of course. however, condoms haven't really been proven to keep any STDs at bay...their primary function is to keep the unfortunate woman at the other end from becoming pregnant. the figures are quite weird...90% effective for reducing the risk of pregnancy, but 5% effective for protecting the parties involved in the spread of diseases. it's all been done, but us asian folk, we usually stay with one partner all our lives, yea? yea. sure.
but honestly, condom theory can be applied anywhere. remember damon hill? when he was driving for williams, he went around a track like mad. but as he got older and was driving for arrows [ugh], he was more cautious around the track. the best example of this would be mika hakkinen. but then again, this can only be applied if you're older and you have things to live for...which we usually do most of the time.
kinda makes you wonder if those psychos on the highway think that they can live forever. everybody grows up, i suppose.
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