things to do before i die.

resolutions? well.

1. eat more
2. sleep more
3. flunk college

easy. don't forget that life is led easier when everyone's expectations of you are lowered. there's nothing better than to surprise people and to prove them wrong once in a while...from a strategic position.

as opposed to all the hoopla regarding new year's resolutions, i'd rather focus on goals that are so extreme that they require the utmost of dedication and persistence in attaining them. things to do before i die?

catch the Rolling Stones in concert.

kiss Hilary Duff.

get back to my optimal weight.

learn to play the guitar well enough to impress my peers.

the list could on forever. but these are being run off the top of my head immediately.

resolutions are so yesterday. i live for tomorrow.

bah.