i don't want to sleep with you but i'd like to have some fun.

had this dream. i was on a date. it was a HELP event except that it wasn't really held at HELP...it was...well, my mom's place, except the compound was much bigger. the house was in the middle of this relatively very open area.

suddenly...

there was this guy with a samurai sword with the qualities of a boomerang and he gutted down all my friends as i watched in terror. by this time i had jumped over the fence and watched from a distance, leaving my date behind (standard tai behaviour).

the masterful surprise survived a direct slash to the abdomen and followed me as i ran around. then this other guy came and followed us and then a cop ran into us and i told him that the guy wasn't the one he should've been after. the guy then smiled and shot the cop, then looked at us. we ran. the masterful surprise was shot and died.

anyway, i was being chased by these dudes and a girl with guns. it was a shootout. i avoided all the bullets shot (the chick even managed to do a crab stretch and her aim was dead on) until...well, i woke up.

weird.

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