the jerubu thing.

my father thinks i'm overly macho, and not much of help around the house. he also regards me as a constant pain, and would prefer it if i was a little bit more docile...like a daughter. my attempt to show him the value of having a son over a daughter might have backfired, but the way i think about it, if i was female, i would genuinely have ended up a wildchild (the only female equivalent of me that i could come up with). that, or i'd be a bass-guitar playing babe. a bit chubby, but desirable, nonetheless.

i'd saved my father money on tuition fees if i was a daughter (women are meticulous), and i can safely assume that i wouldn't be an airhead or a pushover. on the downside, i think i would've used more cash for accessories and cosmestics (after all, there's always a pretty girl wanting to bust out of every ugly bitch). i would have dubious tastes in men, and probably be sexually active. i'd ensure that protection would never be used. ooooh yeah. i'd be the living embodiment of Desire.

this version of me scares me already. yet my father claims that he'd rather have a daughter.

what a dick.

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the last few days have been (literally and figuratively) hazy. i'd bitch about how indonesia isn't doing enough, but i'd also ask ourselves to review the way we do things here that only contribute more to the situation. how much less hazy would it be if there were more attempts to change ourselves for the better? here're a few suggestions:

1. deporting open burners to india, regardless of race and nationality
   
2. putting giant effigies of the prime minster atop all factory discharge pipes to ground domestic production to a standstill (then again, they might not really care)
   
3. confiscating all kapchais and forcing mat rempits to walk for a change (pollution in volume)
4. creating a giant EcoBomb with the qualities of the Genesis seed from Star Trek II and bombarding indonesia with it, renewing it environmentally while sending it back to the Stone Age
5. the government placing a lockdown, making it compulsory to not work and to stay home for a week (Minggu Tak Nak Jerubu)
6. creating a nationwide network of giant fans to move the haze to singapore (and to keep it there)
7. emigrate

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are we marginalized by ethnicity in malaysia?