Touch my big pockets.

There were men who were naked, with the exception of wearing Doraemon masks and thongs. Now, these men were full-sized with six-packed Spartan bodies, but for some strange reason we were at a beach and playing a sport where the objective was to stuff these guys into holes in the sand...and they'd shrink to be fit.

No pun intended, but it was very queer. The thongs were a strange touch. Not to mention the masks.