An Apple a Day = Bollocks.

An Apple a Day = Bollocks.

I went to the doctor’s today. And this how it went:

1. Blood levels were okay. I won’t be anemic anytime soon.
   
2. I’m eating too much meat. My liver might be failing as a result.
   
3. My bone density is not good.
   
4. The doctor recommended cutting down smoking, and to exercise more.
   

Brilliance. I’m on Jetepar pills. They help the liver out.

I’m so dead.