It Was Because of Sheep.

It Was Because of Sheep.

I don't get online polls or horoscopes that dictate the person that I am. The following is a prime example of this. It was all because I wanted to talk to sheep. Apparently my desire to communicate with sheep, along with a desire for a white tiger as a pet and other things makes me a bastard. Fabulous. My soul has been laid bare and it's now unearthed. Results may vary. Don't trust the sheep. Enjoy.
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The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is 100%. You are not suited for a monogamous relationship.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

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Sadly, though, I am a bastard at heart. The truth stings, doesn't it?