who is the stig?

nobody knows who Top Gear's The Stig really is. but here're some things that we know of him...some say that:-

• He was born in space.
• He forages for wolves at night.
• He sleeps upside down like a bat.
• His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
• His skin has the texture of dolphins.
• If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
• He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
• He is scared of bells.
• He once punched a horse to the ground.
• His politics are terrifying.
• He lives in a tree.
• He was raised by wolves.
• He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
• His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
• He has no understanding of clouds.
• His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
• He is confused by stairs.
• He naturally faces magnetic north.
• He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
• His heart ticks like a watch.
• All his legs are hydraulic.
• He can "accumbularate".
• He appears on Japanese banknotes.
• There's an airport in Russia named after him.
• He is wanted by the CIA.
• His breath smells of magnesium.
• He can catch fish with his tongue.
• His tears are adhesive.
• If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
• He is terrified of ducks.
• His voice can only be heard by cats.
• He has two sets of knees.
• He can swim seven lengths underwater.
• He has webbed buttocks.
• He can melt concrete on contact.
• He is more machine than man.
• His heart is in upside down.
• His teeth glow in the dark.
• His favorite food is raw meat
• He has no age

all i know is, he's called The Stig.