8 things i seek in a perfect lover.
Gender = female (don't snicker)
- Must speak good English; a Masters in Lit. is not a necessity, but...good grammar would be nice. The same goes for diction.
- Must be Japanese --- accept no subsitutes.
- Must be between the age of 16 and 21. Make that 16 and 19.
- Must enjoy and consume sandwich ham with white bread...none of that wholemeal rubbish.
- Must be slim or curvaceous (preferably both).
- Must listen to indie music (I love music snobs), or at least, rawk.
- Must own at least one pair of Adidas and Converse footwear, respectively.
- Must accept me for all that I am, and understands my flaws and shortcomings fully. And encourages them. (That would be perfect! Food binging, impulsive spending, crotch-scratching, armpit sniffing, the works...)
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