8 things i seek in a perfect lover.

um. i've been tagged by justin (not the mad doctor). since it's the start of a brand new day, here we go. seeing how this lover is supposed to be perfect, i shall pull no punches.

Gender = female (don't snicker)

1. Must speak good English; a Masters in Lit. is not a necessity, but...good grammar would be nice. The same goes for diction.
2. Must be Japanese --- accept no subsitutes.
3. Must be between the age of 16 and 21. Make that 16 and 19.
   
4. Must enjoy and consume sandwich ham with white bread...none of that wholemeal rubbish.
5. Must be slim or curvaceous (preferably both).
6. Must listen to indie music (I love music snobs), or at least, rawk.
7. Must own at least one pair of Adidas and Converse footwear, respectively.
8. Must accept me for all that I am, and understands my flaws and shortcomings fully. And encourages them. (That would be perfect! Food binging, impulsive spending, crotch-scratching, armpit sniffing, the works...)

i can think of a lot of others that're...unmentionable. but yes. she would be perfect. sigh.