i'd sooner wear a helmet.
never trust a woman in a tudung.
she can't drive. she'll horn at you from half a kilometre away if you're making an illegal u-turn, despite your efforts to move out of the way as quickly as possible. obviously, she doesn't think highly of considerate actions that benefit her, or at the very least, don't cause her any forms of inconvenience.
she also doesn't understand the meaning of common road courtesy. doing 60 in an 80 lane isn't smart. neither is holding up traffic. people want to go places; otherwise they wouldn't be driving cars.
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she knows she's blocking your way as you push your shopping cart behind her. she has a tudung radar. it's undoubtable. the wheels squeak, yet she goes about her merry way, oblivious to the fact that there's a lot of space on both sides of the wide corridor. did i mention that the corridor was wide?
maybe she'd understand the meaning of the word if she took a good, hard look at her behind.
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she can't count. especially in a situation where mental arithmetic is unnecessary. like when she's manning a cash register. which has buttons. that. help. you. count.
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never trust a woman in a tudung.
gossip is fine. just don't make it while i'm waiting in line. at your aisle.
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never trust a woman in a tudung.
only such a woman could let another woman be robbed of dignity and grace. only such a woman could stand unperturbed, unfazed by the atrocity of a naked woman squatting repeatedly, hands to her ears, before her.
only such a woman could ever possibly direct another woman to do such a thing. for more reasons than one.
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this is, obviously, a biased generalization.
i've met some decent women who wear tudungs. and then i've met others.
most of us jokingly mock them, but deep down inside, there really is a glimmer of truth behind what we're saying.
she can't drive. she'll horn at you from half a kilometre away if you're making an illegal u-turn, despite your efforts to move out of the way as quickly as possible. obviously, she doesn't think highly of considerate actions that benefit her, or at the very least, don't cause her any forms of inconvenience.
she also doesn't understand the meaning of common road courtesy. doing 60 in an 80 lane isn't smart. neither is holding up traffic. people want to go places; otherwise they wouldn't be driving cars.
----------
never trust a woman in a tudung.
she knows she's blocking your way as you push your shopping cart behind her. she has a tudung radar. it's undoubtable. the wheels squeak, yet she goes about her merry way, oblivious to the fact that there's a lot of space on both sides of the wide corridor. did i mention that the corridor was wide?
maybe she'd understand the meaning of the word if she took a good, hard look at her behind.
----------
never trust a woman in a tudung.
she can't count. especially in a situation where mental arithmetic is unnecessary. like when she's manning a cash register. which has buttons. that. help. you. count.
----------
never trust a woman in a tudung.
gossip is fine. just don't make it while i'm waiting in line. at your aisle.
----------
never trust a woman in a tudung.
only such a woman could let another woman be robbed of dignity and grace. only such a woman could stand unperturbed, unfazed by the atrocity of a naked woman squatting repeatedly, hands to her ears, before her.
only such a woman could ever possibly direct another woman to do such a thing. for more reasons than one.
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this is, obviously, a biased generalization.
i've met some decent women who wear tudungs. and then i've met others.
most of us jokingly mock them, but deep down inside, there really is a glimmer of truth behind what we're saying.
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