shangri-la doo da.

the accounting 2 assignment is a pain in the ass. not because of the questions, which aren't really that bad, but because we're required to use excel 97. 97. as in released in 1996. that's 2 years before i got my first pc...and that itself was '98. i don't understand why we're required to use it. i suppose that we can always just use excel xp and then save it as an excel 97 spreadsheet, but that's not really the point...HELP should really supply our lecturers with better equipment. or at least something a little more recent so it won't look so embarassingly bad to the world at large.

is that asking for too much? i hope not. then again, HELP's run by chinamen uncles (and possibly one of their wives). and they're stereotypically miserly...so i suppose it's already predicted. but what's the point of promoting yourself as the place to come to and get educated at when even the lecturers are shortchanged?

yea, well.

the circus is already in town. michlle yeoh and jean todt have been seen at all the gala functions in conjunction with sunday's race. it might sound crude, but i wonder if they have any sex. tallish, lanky, slimmish chinese woman with...jean todt. ugggggh.

then again, naomi probably fucked flavio. and heidi klum had his kid.

uggggggh.

i don't get it. i just don't get it.