showering just got fun again.

My jokes are getting tired and lame. I think most of my friends in HELP are sick about hearing how my Landeater can outrun almost any car in Seputeh because of its immunity to speed bumps. I discovered something today…if I become all-out gross and outweird even the weird, I’d have created a whole new me^tm. Today’s been full of dick and fart jokes, and they’ve been contributed from the most unlikely source: Khai Lun. I think he might be sexually repressed, but it’s all in good fun.

Anyway, today was an interesting day at the 8 o’clock Accounting II class (dick and fart jokes aside). I found out about a controversial couple who’re in the same class who couldn’t keep their hands off each other last semester. It reminded me of the days where I craved a relationship like that in college to make my tertiary life more memorable. However, most of the girls I’ve dated have been decent, upstanding citizens in their own right and I never really did push the physical envelope before (that’s one way of putting it). That last statement is a shade of a falsehood, but…we can’t delve too deeply into that. Let’s wait a year. Back to the topic: the boyfriend half of the couple (whom I shall now call “Sor Hai” – literally “Silly Vagina” in Cantonese) looks like…a Sor Hai. In Lionel’s own words, the dude looks a bit retarded, while the girlfriend is a mutual friend’s dreamgirl. I suppose that she’s alright without her specs. They sneaked out during the halftime break for some loving, I think. Those lucky kids. I wish I was in their position.

Almost. But, y’know…that’s one lucky Sor Hai.

Also in today’s news…
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I have a new Panasonic shower system in my bathroom. It makes showering fun again, I swear…basically its nozzle head has six speeds…that’s like a full manual transmission for a Ferrari! And…check this one out…it makes this kickass motor sound.

Which made come up with a list of things I come up with when I shower…

1. What to blog about
2. My lack of conditioner
3. Song lyrics
4. Dinner
5. ******* ***

Yes.

I’ve also learnt that my father doesn’t quite appreciate the music of Van Halen. He’s changed the CDs in the Perdana into something more akin to his tastes…old-school Cantonese and Mandarin numbers. He says that it’s to make me more Chinkified, but the ironic part is, he doesn’t understand what they’re singing about either.

I’ve just come back from Jusco with sushi. And…I think that Jusco has a lot of things that Carrefour doesn’t. Japanese girls…and…more high-quality girls.

I’m going girl-crazy today. It’s quite pathetic, I know, but today’s been a day of repression.

Enough.

That lucky Sor Hai.