the deadpan chicken.

the deadpan chicken,
is a very dead chicken,
a very dead chicken indeed.

he clucks and clucks,
nonsensically,
but he never consumes his feed.

the hens all love him,
oh!, how they adore him,
the hens, they want his seed.

the deadpan chicken,
is no ordinary chicken,
oh, what a deadpan chicken is he.