whore me.

i wish i was a hunk of asian meat
instead of a hunk of asian flab
you'd line up for my loving
and i'd get paid for my loving.

i wanna be a whore
no, wait...
yes, wait...
yea, i do.
being paid for what i do
literally.
no, seriously.

la la la
you'd say it's wrong
i'd say it's right
who's right?
not you
i'm always right.

think my head needs checking?
go ahead
take the flashlight, go thru my ear
journey to the centre of my being!
you'd only find rotten cheese
and chicken floss

that's right.
chicken floss.
how's that for essence?

i wanna be a whore
i wanna be adored
i wanna be a-whored.

if i was only thinner.

boo hoo. boo hoo.

now, sod off.