you can't compare to me, lil' twerp.

o,
you might be my kid brother's girlfriend,
but you're kinda hot.

o,
why don't you ditch him and be with me?
you're kinda hot!

i'll take you to places where you've never been,
where the food is costly and the plates are clean,
no more Mc-isms for your empty tum,
coz now you're going out with a real someone!

i mean,
i do love him...he is my brother.
it's just that i can do more for you!
i mean,
it's not cheating...it's like appropriation.
if you like me, i'll buy you some shoes!