"great satan/god's country"
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the current elections race for the governorship for california is just damn good fun. i don't know if schwarzenegger is going to win, but i hope he does, because if so, it's just going to prove how incredibly great america is. look at it: you've got people from larry flynt to a porn actress to a chick who wants better roads for her car to a woman who's 99 to an i/t geek to...jesus, the list is long and plenty. anyone can be in, it seems, and that's democracy. if you don't think america's great after this, there's something truly wrong with you.
whether or not america is in the food you eat, the clothes and shoes you wear, the music you listen to, the car you drive, your stereo, your jeans, whatever, it's there to be taken in and loved. coca cola. harley davidson. mcdonald's. starbucks. i could go on. and on. and on. it just sucks you in on a whole level. like justin would say, it's damn good fun. a four year frat party where college and a degree course would be for the rest of the world. blondes. smart ones.
michael jackson. brrrrrrrrr.
sure, the governments a bit off, but let's just put it in simple terms.
wtc gets bombed.
america strikes back. hard.
it's a firecracker/atom bomb comparison. to protect the american penis, you have to penetrate twice as hard. and you can quote me on that one. it's the american way, isn't it? in all fairness, though we might see it as extreme, think about how they feel about it. would you want to cut the hand off the one who's stealing your cheddar? after some thought, i realized that i would. sad, though, patriotism that can be found in the barrel of a gun. oh, well.
all the borders in the worle can't keep america out. america is the collection of the best ideas that you and i ever had. america is madness. america is fun. america is the evolution of the muscle car. america is the action movie. america gave you rock 'n roll.
embrace america? you might not want to. but unless you're a true extremist, deep down inside, you already have.
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the current elections race for the governorship for california is just damn good fun. i don't know if schwarzenegger is going to win, but i hope he does, because if so, it's just going to prove how incredibly great america is. look at it: you've got people from larry flynt to a porn actress to a chick who wants better roads for her car to a woman who's 99 to an i/t geek to...jesus, the list is long and plenty. anyone can be in, it seems, and that's democracy. if you don't think america's great after this, there's something truly wrong with you.
whether or not america is in the food you eat, the clothes and shoes you wear, the music you listen to, the car you drive, your stereo, your jeans, whatever, it's there to be taken in and loved. coca cola. harley davidson. mcdonald's. starbucks. i could go on. and on. and on. it just sucks you in on a whole level. like justin would say, it's damn good fun. a four year frat party where college and a degree course would be for the rest of the world. blondes. smart ones.
michael jackson. brrrrrrrrr.
sure, the governments a bit off, but let's just put it in simple terms.
wtc gets bombed.
america strikes back. hard.
it's a firecracker/atom bomb comparison. to protect the american penis, you have to penetrate twice as hard. and you can quote me on that one. it's the american way, isn't it? in all fairness, though we might see it as extreme, think about how they feel about it. would you want to cut the hand off the one who's stealing your cheddar? after some thought, i realized that i would. sad, though, patriotism that can be found in the barrel of a gun. oh, well.
all the borders in the worle can't keep america out. america is the collection of the best ideas that you and i ever had. america is madness. america is fun. america is the evolution of the muscle car. america is the action movie. america gave you rock 'n roll.
embrace america? you might not want to. but unless you're a true extremist, deep down inside, you already have.
posted by funkyhippopotamus at
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