Tuesday, November 02, 2004

the monkey and the hare.


the monkey, full of life..for the hare became his wife!
the fur was white as fleece!
the finest fur in greece!
the monkey fucked the bear...no, you idiot, he fucked the hare!
can mixed breeds multiply?
who knows?..we gotta try!

the monkey, swings from trees!
the hare, runs the breeze!
together, they're supreme...or is it just a dream?
the monkey loves his bear...no, you idiot, he loves the hare!
what better drink that this...
distilled, pure monkey piss?

the monkey and the hare!
lingerie up in the air!
the hare, it likes to hop!
the monkey cummed in his sock!
the monkey and the bear...dumb fuck, it's called a hare!
thus ends the tale today...
but which one of them were gay?

1 Comments:

Blogger funkyhippopotamus said...

bloody hell...i've been trying to be mr. acoustic-sensitive-artiste-man and the best raves are for my tit and fart prose! aiyohhhhhh.

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