And then she gets in bed with you.

you fucker. you'll pay.

just kidding, folks. but seriously, how would you react if you found out your best friend was boning your ex-girlfriend? it'd just be bizarre; especially when your friend starts bragging about it...in front of you. i don't mean starting a relationship...i mean reaching the point of the relationship where you'd failed to reach.

ouch, yeah?

your friend's a dynamo in bed. i think it'd hurt twice, thrice, a hundredfold as much if he told you that your ex was equally dynamite.

i'd give the fucker a good bashing. i honestly would.

i mean, given the context, i've possibly fallen into something akin to love with most of the girls i've been with. i've been enamoured. i've been genuinely smitten. so...imagine if your best friend came up to you and told you that he had sex with this person whom you've loved deeply, and that it was good?

the nerve of he.

i mean --- some friends i just don't understand. the funny part is, i bet this happens all the time.

so here's the thing: don't trust your girlfriend with any of the guys you hang around with. in fact, don't even mention that you have one to them. do not disclose it...they don't have to know. i'm not saying that she's a part of your property, but...in one terribly extreme case...imagine what would happen if you found out that your father was fornicating with your ex?

god. i hope it doesn't happen with mine. my father's seen more action that i have, that's for sure. he's one motherfucker (literally).

now, that takes things to a whole new level. a whole new context. imagine a father and son going after the same woman. that'd be a comedy of errors. i don't mean keanu and jack going over diane. i mean something along the lines of that jeremy irons flick where he bangs his son's fiance.

sorry about the post. blame third eye blind for the title lyric.