the most hated man in the world.

fret not, prime minister olmert. you are not The Most Hated Man in the World; quite simply, i am. yes, i deserve that distinction for letting my team down. Seputeh FC are better off without me; our weekly derby against Indians of Bangsar today proved that. i can't be put in front of a goal. i can't be put on the pitch. i can't even be put in front of my own goal. the ball just seems to slip through my feet. i am useless.

people blame you for starting the war. a war that, in a few hours from now, will hopefully end. israel will be seen as the biggest losers. just as Seputeh FC are. our winning streak is gone because of me.

despite the fact that this big man can run, i've been relegated to defending the goal. that's like padang football career suicide.

in light of that, i humbly resign. sundays will not be spent playing football with the Seputeh FC team. sundays will now be spent either talking to ardent fans. or walking the dogs of numerous glamourous seputeh beauties.

i quit football.

and you, olmert, you should quit israel.