oh god here we go.

it's the end of the world. my aunt has just taken the light of my life, unsupervised. alone. i bet that the car's gonna get at least one scratch. oh lord. an ode to you, my love.

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oh, burgundy!
zero to sixty in eight,
not as fast as an enzo,
but faster than an eater,
an eater of land of mine!

oh, luxury!
your leather beckons to me each time!
your wood panel steering,
your rims round and prim,
it gets to me every time!

oh, memory!
thou art a child of mine!
with a hiss and a purr,
we skip toll booths and burrs,
your death would be a woeful crime.