make me sweat like a pig in heat.

100%, pure, ulu yam pussy.

-------------------------------------

i know i haven't been tagged but it's late and i'm bored.

LAYER ONE
Spell your name with bands/artists.

T - Tears for Fears
A - Aerosmith
I - Incubus

LAYER TWO
Name - (Ian) Tai Foo Hing
Birthdate - 04.08.83
Nickname - Foo, God, Starf*cker (no, seriously, there's an asterisk in it), Tai Foo, Boom Boom Kittyfuck
Current location - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Eye colour - Hazel
Hair colour - Black
Righty or lefty - Righty
Zodiac sign - Leo

LAYER THREE
Shoes you wore today - Adidas Superstars (I)
Your weakness - Long, straight hair. Cult movies (as in movies with cult followings and not movies about cults for you literalists out there). Video games.
Your fears - Death and baldness.
Your perfect pizza - Hawaiian.
Goal you'd like to achieve - Becoming a full-fledged, bona fide international rock star who skirts between credibility and sales, with a legion of fans worldwide who clamour for each new release and won't stop lapping them up. The fools.

LAYER FOUR
Your best physical feature - My fingers.
Your bedtime - 2 a.m. to 3 a.m.
Most missed memory - Sabrina's A/V room all those years ago.

LAYER FIVE
Pepsi or coke - Coke.
Mcdonalds or Burger King - McD's.
Nike or Adidas - Adidas.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
Cappucino or Coffee - Coffee.

LAYER SIX
Smoke - Yes.
Curse - Yes.
Sing - Very well.
Take a shower everyday - A hot one, nonetheless.
Have a crush - More like a deep infatuation.
Do you think you've been in love - Yes.
Want to go college - I wish I was in Berkley.
Like high school - Not really.
Want to get married - What would Uncle Charlie do?
Believe in yourself - Nope.
Get motion sickness - Nope.
Think you're a health freak - Nope.
Get along with your parents - Nope.
Play an instrument - Guitar, drums, piano, bass, recorder, organ, keyboards, chello, triangle, bongos, congas, maracas, shaker, and the ever-loving, blue eyed whistle.

LAYER SEVEN
In the past month...

Drank alcohol - Nope.
Done a drug - Nope.
Gone to a mall - Yes.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos - Yes.
Eaten Sushi - Nope.
Been on stage - Yes.
Been dumped - Nope.
Gone skating - Nope.
Made homemade cookies - Nope.
Gone Skinny Dipping - Nope.
Dyed your hair - Nope.
Stolen anything - Nope.

LAYER EIGHT
Ever...

Played a game that required removal of clothing - Nope. Wait. Uh. Yes.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated - By caiprinha, the world's safest drink.
Been called a tease - Nope.
Been beaten up - Yup.

LAYER NINE
Age you hope to be married - It was 27 but now it's probably around 35.
Numbers and Names of Children - 2. Luke and Leia. Mork and Mindy (inter-species incest). Jacen and Jaina.
Describe your Dream Wedding - Shotgun wedding in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator. There'd also be a fountain and a topless fat woman would wear a halo and play the harp.
Where you want to go to college - Berkley.
What place would you most like to visit - New York.

LAYER TEN
In the opposite sex..

Best eye color - Grey.
Best hair color - Brown.
Short hair or long hair - Long.
Height - 162 cm (and just to add on: Ｂ:88cm, Ｗ:58cm, Ｈ:86cm)
Best weight - unknown.
Best articles of clothing - Pyjamas.

just to rub it in to all you losers (i'm proud of my efforts), she'd look a little like this.

yup. i am currently a very, very, lucky guy. hi, babe. =)

LAYER ELEVEN
Number of people I could trust with my life - 1.
Number of CDs that I own - 300+
Number of piercings - formerly 2.
Number of tattoos - None.
Number of cars your family owns - 3. or 4.

-------------------------------------

did you really believe i could even get the most exotic looking (wholesome) japanese porn star out there? i really wish i did. i'd bend over backwards and let her do unnatural things to me to keep her (which would require me bending backwards, of course).

in truth? right now i'm quite happy where i am. alone. miserable. pining. and all that jazz. you're in my mind, all the time...i know that's not enough. sadly, bono was right. he knew what he was talking about.

the leprechaun.

-------------------------------------

there's this certain state of mind that i attain whenever i take a pull on a cigarette. it's me time. when i'm alone in my thoughts, and totally calm. the effects of nicotine may have worn off on me a long time ago (i smoke lights, after all) but no matter what they do, they can't take that time you have with your stick away from you. it's a time i really do treasure because i can shut the world off and take those five minutes to relax and think.

sometimes, those times where i'm sitting there, hunched, with my face staring down at the floor can be the most fulfilling highlights of my day.

• a break from an otherwise sombre 3 hour lecture with a man who think's he's God's Gift To Man
• waiting for a bus while having nothing to do
• planning an exit strategy from an inevitable fate
• looking cool hoping that someone would notice
• hoping that a smoker girl would ask for a light

there're so many moments that call for a light up. and there're so many more. although my sticks don't love me, they certainly won't leave me.

-------------------------------------

the only reason i can see for a girl to make love to a horse would be the fact that it would be a stud.

-------------------------------------

apologies for the crudeness. you can be thankful that my fatigue has finally caught up with me. don't forget to close your doors and to switch off your lights, lest you want to be asked if you live in a barn.

and don't forget to flush. i'm watching you. charlie, out.