the hot shit right here.

i have a heterosexual lifemate.
we're best friends, but not fags.
it's not that i have anything against fags.
i thought i was a fag once.
but somehow, i dug chicks even more.

anyway, this heterosexual lifemate of mine.
he has this girlfriend, right?
she's hot and shit and she's got it going on and shit.
i like her. a lot. i think she's...really hot.

but it's like that song says...she's my best friend's baby.

so i wait.

and i wait.

and i wait.

and then it happens...one day, out of the blue, she calls me, and goes:
"yo".

i am overblown at that point. it's fricking awesome and unbelievable...to an extent. she said "yo"!

and then she says:

"can i borrow your pirates of the carribean dvd?"

and i go:

"hell yeaaaaaa!"

and she goes:

"uh.....thanks."

and that was that. man.

that's the hot shit right there....that's what i'm talking about!