who slew the dog?

who slew the dog?

ev’ry dog has its day
it eats and sleeps relentlessly
but today was a different day
who slew the dog?

the lessons learnt from today
was that you should never leave the gate ajar
otherwise, a dude will come in with a shotgun and shut your dog up
a big one to the head
sixteen gauge

honestly, your dog was annoying
it was cute as a pup
but i guess we all got annoyed…someone did something about it
tell me…who slew the dog?

he wasn’t really a pedigree…a little more of a mongrel
i don’t care if he had the balls of a grapefruit
someone probably got very annoyed, yes
tell me…who slew the dog?

i’d love to give my condolences
maybe we’d buy fido a bone
we’d stuff it up his grave with the roses
he want to his heavenly doggy pound home

tell me…who slew the dog?
was it terribly necessary?
under the present circumstances…i’d say yes.

i don’t give a damn about who slew the dog.

may we put him on the pedestal for his actions!

the dog is dead!

who slew the dog?

WE SLEW THE DOG.