20?

It's hard to find a girl who isn't a complete idiot these days --- short attention spans notwithstanding, I'm talking about girls who've lost all sense of intuition and common sense, who at the same time are sheltered so much that ignorance becomes a norm. Any signs of intelligence are feigned, and the overall quality of the softer sex would be predictably reduced.

Bothersome. But a problem that would lead to more enjoyment for guys than anything else.

Thankfully, there're some girls who have a good head on their shoulders who can see what the others can't see. These are the diamonds in the rough; the sore thumbs that stick out due to hours of frentic thumbmashing.

And I'm more than content to have be with one of them...even though it's terrifying to know that all feminists would be content to learn that she's really the one who wears the pants in the relationship.

Happy birthday, babe. Thank you for being there when I needed you most. (Now everyone can collectively laugh at me.)