Depp walks in.

There's a beauty to an understated entrace. Making a scene doesn't quite cut it anymore.

At the recent 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Johnny Depp won the award for Best Performance. It was one of those times when you thought that it would've been a no-show, but after a few prolonged moments of awkward stillness, the man literally walked out from Stage Right. And was greeted by a standing ovation.

(Take into consideration that I'm not entirely sure if everyone else knew that he'd arrived that evening.)

Call it a form of pretentious starstruckedness, but the man seems like a humble, quiet, quissentially considerate gentleman. A thinking zen, if you will. So yes, he ranks very highly in my list of the world's coolest motherfuckers. Then again, I think that there'd be some cause for debate if I revealed who the other people on my list were.

Once again, it doesn't take grandstanding to leave a lasting impact. (Of course, it does help if you've got the admiration and respect of your peers...or at least a decent bucketload of people who worship and adore you.)