Help save Malaysia from everyone else. Please.

In a nutshell, whether you're wagging a keris around in a show of supremacy or making a video to 'unintentionally' drive the supremacy on both sides to a boiling point, you've got to love this country for its cheap thrills.

Once again (as is usually the case), a whole new wave of paranoia on both sides of the racial divide is brimming.

And once again, while a bunch of boys with atrocious grammar and pockmarked faces flame each other needlessly and endlessly on message boards over a video with incredibly bad rapping and bad production values whilst arguing over who's got the bigger phallus (no doubt while simultaneously rubbing their respective cones to stimulation), I'd like to remind everyone to come to JamAsia on Friday, September the 28th.

Because good taste is always around. In liberal doses.