Money shot!

There was no release after the crescendo --- it quickly died before reaching a climatic finish.

And it stayed dead.

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Fabulous. Feelings of inadequacy, obviously.

Anyway. I'm not one for astrology or the zodiac or horoscopes, but this is interesting filler material.

My Moon's apparently in Gemini. Cue the bad jokes and puns!

1. I wonder how much he paid and how good it felt for him.
2. 'That's no Moon...that's a (insert object of choice here)'.
3. 'The Moon looks like a cookie, but you can't eat it' - The Cookie Monster.
4. Say, are you mooning me, or are you just happy to see me?

I slay myself. Nonetheless, the following is a description of what I am based on a combination of my Sun and Moon sign.

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The combination of your Sun and Moon signs suggests that you are a person possessed with both action and ideas. This combination blends the vitality, personal warmth, generosity, authoritativeness of Leo, with the intelligence, cleverness, flexibility and adaptability of Gemini.

Your personality is perpetually searching for ways to impress others via these action or achievements, and, especially by matters of the mind, or your ideas. Your mind is facile and intuitive, rather than profound or over serious. Your ability to make good impressions on people serves you well in your public life and in dealing with those within your sphere of influence.

Your ideas, while not based on deep philosophy, are usually plausible, and always delivered with a manner of expression that is persuasive. You like to work with your mind, and you're rarely found working very hard for a living. You believe in easy money and seem to know how to get it without exerting great amounts of physical energy.

Mentally, you would never be called lazy. At times you can become so mentally active that you would turn into a bundle of nerves. You never really stop trying to impress others with what you know, and you are a very interesting conversationalist. You are also very social and love to entertain, especially when your guests are interesting people who stimulate you mentally. Your glib analysis and sharp observations make you a favorite with such groups.

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So I suppose that it all hits a bit too close to home, no?

Mayhaps a little. But, honestly; I'll be damned if my character has been fleshed out by the stars. I'd much rather be an RPG character and receive a +10 Vitality bonus. And a Phoenix Down.

I'm so tired.