The Amazing Joy Buzzards.

I want to be a Joy Buzzard. I want to battle supernatural forces with my rock band as we travel the globe. I want to wear an amulet that holds the power of El Campeon, the great mythical Mexican luchadore. I want to be conveniently unaware that my talent agency, the Creative International Artists Agency, is really the CIA, and that my manager is a covert CIA agent who needs my band to get him into places....covertly.

I want to be all these. But most of all, I want to find these books online so that I can download them illegally.

Hail thee, Image Comics. You win again.

(If anyone stumbles upon the AJBs at a bookstore, please do tell me.)